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On Tuesday, the same day that West was fantasizing about 80 members of Congress being card-carrying members of the Communist Party, the actual American Nazi Party was making its move onto the Hill. One John Bowles registered with the Clerk of the House that day as a lobbyist for for the white supremacist group. Bowles was the National Socialist Movement’s presidential nominee in 2008.
Question: When is a woman who’s not pregnant actually pregnant?
Answer: When she lives in Arizona.
Arizona made big strides today in its quest to be one of the absolute worst places to be a woman—or to even have a woman in your family. Governor Jan Brewer signed into law the hideous bill, HB 2036, that redefines a pregnancy as beginning at two weeks before conception. It now appears that Jan Brewer feels like playing God and deciding for every woman in the state of Arizona exactly when they became pregnant.
To celebrate this date, here is a quiz on basic Friday the 13th trivia followed by some Friday the 13th and black cat humor. Best of luck on the quiz (just click the button to start), and beware of black cats today!
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Remember the “Ultimate Dog Tease”? It is the video of the talking dog who was upset he didn’t get the meat and bacon – but the cat did – that went completely, enormously, gigantically viral. And for once, it was well deserved. Well, now the Ultimate Cat Tease has been released. Honestly, though, that cat part in the first half is rather (yawn) slow… but the second half featuring the guinea pig. Here it is, so you decide.