If touching the skin of a dead pig is unclean. Can I still play football with gloves on? 14

In her radio show, Dr. Laura Schlessinger said that homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is on open letter to Dr. Laura, which was posted on the internet. It’s hilarious! As well as informative.     More…

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This is Motley News’ 1,000th Post! Time to Celebrate with Funnies! 24

Ayup, this is my one-thousandth post. I may be a political junkie, and definitely pro-women’s rights, but I also love a good laugh from time-to-time. Well, actually all the time. Therefore, what better way to celebrate my 1,000th post but with a bunch of funny photos, some with captions, some with my comments above the photo, and a few animated gif’s thrown in there.

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The Lie Among the Truths is Revealed 26

Tuesday night, I jumped aboard the Hobbler game-wagon and joined in her fun “Lie to Me” posting. So I posted “Find the Lie in the List of Truths about Me” where I had to list seven odd or little-known facts about me, but one being a lie. Then you readers are to guess which one it the fib.

Boy, did I get those that participated! No one guessed correctly.

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Find the Lie in the List of Truths about Me 23

Okay, I am jumping aboard The Hobbler’s game “Lie to Me” where I must post 7 things about myself… six of which are true and one being a lie.

You are to determine which is the lie. Now some of you may recognize a few of the truths in my list since I have talked about them before – but that just eliminates a few truths. So you still have to figure out which is the lie.

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot | A Challenge 20

In case you didn’t figure that out, “whiskey, tango and foxtrot” are from the NATO Alphabet, aka Spelling Alphabet, for WTF…

In cleaning out my Spam folder, I came across this following piece of Spam:

“After having gained a cat because of a freak affair concerning a homogenized vat of mayonnaise your ramblings has made me to see the brighter side of life, you rock”

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Lighter Side of Life | The State Trooper and the Sr. Citizen 22

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this,” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.

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George Carlin | Who Really Controls America 24

George Carlin was way ahead of his time. He saw what so many people did not see when it came to politics and government, religion, as well as society as a whole. In his unique way, George Carlin would turn the “wtf’s” in life into comedy. Although as we laugh at what he says, many of us realize that the facts behind the jokes are truly no laughing matter.

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Phantom Flex + Stupid & Dangerous Things = COOL! Look at that! 4

If you are not familiar with the Phantom Flex, it is the Zeus of slow motion cameras! Depending on the shooting mode and resolution, the Flex is capable of shooting from 5 fps (frames per second) to over 10,750 fps. You are able to see any fast motion objects very clearly and vividly. To help put this in perspective, most household cameras are 30 or 60 fps.

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New Video: Ultimate CAT Tease 4

Remember the “Ultimate Dog Tease”? It is the video of the talking dog who was upset he didn’t get the meat and bacon – but the cat did – that went completely, enormously, gigantically viral. And for once, it was well deserved. Well, now the Ultimate Cat Tease has been released. Honestly, though, that cat part in the first half is rather (yawn) slow… but the second half featuring the guinea pig. Here it is, so you decide.

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Wacko Woman Rips Off Her Ex-Boyfriend’s Scrotum 36

Yeah… I am sitting here with my legs crossed, too. The title alone is enough to make me cringe, but here is what happened….

On March 30th, Christina Reber busted into her ex-boyfriends apartment, first struck him in the head, then grabbed hold of his dangling jewels – and wouldn’t let go. The victim describes he was “in incredible pain when Reber grabbed [my] scrotum and began digging in with her fingers.” Finally, the ex-boyfriend was able to pry her hand away after they fell to the ground during their Battle for the Balls.

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Easter Humor 32

Here is a compilation of various types of Easter humor. Cartoons, humorous images with funny captions, strange and funny photos of people and animals dressed as the Easter bunny, jokes, etc. Some have been around the internet a while, many are new – at least new to me and many of you.

However you spend this weekend, whether or not you celebrate Easter, Motley News hopes you a great one!

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