This has to be one of the funniest “f’ed up on pain med’s” videos I have ever seen. It was just featured on Jimmy Kimmel, otherwise I never would have seen it. Abbie Kritz, from Oklahoma, just had her wisdom teeth removed. She apparently is not very familiar with the effects of pain medicine or sedation as it really affects her. My wisdom teeth extraction was nothing near as funny as this.

Abbie’s boyfriend recorded her on the way home weeping and crying over her “dead” wisdom teeth. A few wails include:

“They just wanted to be a part of my body!”
“I did it against my own will, I would have kept you.”
“They were just trying to help me chew and I didn’t accept them.”
“I deserve the pain, I took lives!”

Watch what she tries to do when she gets home.   More…