Have You Google Searched “Santorum” Yet? The result is:

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Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.

Apparently several years ago, Rick Santorum made a very grave error… he stated that homosexuality is a form of beastiality. That if we allow homosexuals to marry, the result will eventually be man on dog, dog on man, etc. So Dan Savage, a columnist, asked his readers to name something after Santorum. The final results were a by-product of anal sex. More…