Mitt Romney recently passed through Iowa to acknowledge this drought, currently affecting 78% of the country. The situation threatens already struggling farmers with outright ruin. To show concern, Romney visited the farm of Lemar Koethe, an Iowa corn farmer, touring crops, surveying the damage, and posing for photo ops.
Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.
Apparently several years ago, Rick Santorum made a very grave error… he stated that homosexuality is a form of beastiality. That if we allow homosexuals to marry, the result will eventually be man on dog, dog on man, etc. So Dan Savage, a columnist, asked his readers to name something after Santorum. The final results were a by-product of anal sex. More…