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A Visual Story of Grover Norquist Calling Romney a “Poopy-Head” | Humor 8
I just found out that the person who called Mitt Romney a “poopy-head” was Grover Norquist. I have heard the recording, “Romney is a poopy-head,” many times while listening to Ed Schultz, Stephanie Miller, Randi Rhodes and a few others on progressive talk radio, but did not know that was Norquist…. until yesterday. I have hardly been able to stop laughing and/or smiling. I simply can NOT believe that this man, presently one of the most powerful American lobbyists for the Republican Party, actually called Mitt Romney a name that sounds like something a 6-year old would say. What WAS he thinking?
Are we the enemy? Things that make you go, “Hmmmm…” 5
Here is another installment of “Things that make you go, ‘Hmmmm…’” but this time it is a bit more serious. Although using Keanu Reeves image with that spacy “uhhhh” look is meant to be humorous, this image with captions below did make me stop and think. There is a point here. Bradley Manning’s most serious charge is “aiding the enemy”, a capital offense which could land him life in prison if found guilty. Wikipedia has an excellent write-up of the facts behind Manning.
Things that make you go, “Hmmmmm….” | Humor 11
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LOL… Just couldn’t resist. Have to admit, Violet has a very good point here. More…
Obama and Romney Shaking Hands in the Oval Office. Caption this Photo. Humor 25
Today Mitt Romney talked had some turkey – a Presidential Turkey lunch that is – with President Obama. The two previous rivals for the top seat in the White House had their lunch together in a private dining room adjacent to the Oval Office.
What do you think they said to one another… or more likely, thought. Here are some funny captions which I found today on Facebook. Plus I have added a few of my own.
It’s not worth it. Do as he says…. | Humor 4
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Ha! Came across this comic and could not resist sharing. So far for this year, this is my favorite. I’m also posting another one of my favorites right below the bunny, hairdryer-wielding, bandit that I posted last year.
Absolutely Ghastly Ways to Die… If You’re An Arthropod (a bug) 7
FYI… IzaakMak, you may want to skip this one.
An entertaining and informative article from Scientific American. Here are a few of the more horrifying ways a beetle can kick the bug-et (oh, ouch) or agonizing arthropod annihilations. After seeing these photos and reading the deathly demise of a dragonfly done in by another dastardly demon (hey, I’m trying…), I don’t feel quite so bad when I accidentally step on a crunchy creepy-crawly now. At least it’s quicker and much less painful than some of these ways….
Animated Gif of a Very Pissed Off Mitt Romney 10
Just playing around. I was trying out some open source software that is used to deform images. So… I deformed Romney and made an animated gif out of it! I imagine that Romney has probably made this face twice very recently. The first time is when Cristie praised Obama. And the second is when NYC Mayor Bloomberg announced his endorsement for Obama.
UPDATE: November 8th, 2012
Now this is Romney’s face after he lost to Obama.
Mitt Romney Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest 13
Just having some fun. There is a clean copy of Nurse Romney-Ratched at the bottom if you want to make your own captions. Or share your captions in the comments.
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Rosie Perez Hits Mitt Romney On Latino Remarks 2
Perez, who has campaigned for President Obama in the past, mocks sympathy for Romney, joking that the election would be “in the bag” if Romney was a “lesbian Latina.” “Unfortunately for you Mitt, you were cursed with the hard-knock life of growing as up the son of a wealthy governor and auto executive,” Perez says.
Best to just watch it. I love Rosie.
Amazon Reviews on Binders Full of Women 19
Seriously. These are reviews that have been posted on Amazon today for the following product:
Avery Durable View Binder with 2 Inch EZ-Turn Ring, White, 1 Binder (17032)
I don’t know who started this nor how they even came up with this idea, but I’m sure glad they did. I doubt these reviews will stay on Amazon for very long, so better check them out while you can. I have copied the text from some of my favorites, though.
Mitt Romney’s Logo Totally Looks Like…. 7
Ha! Saw this today making it’s round on the virtual waves. Romika is a shoe company out of Germany.
Romney’s Tax Plan | Humor 18
This won’t take but a few seconds to check out. It had me fooled at first, too, until I went to click on the red button “GET THE DETAILS.”
Go ahead, check this link out and have some fun. Romney Tax Plan
More Funnies with “Mitt the Twit” Romney and “Lyin’ Paul Ryan” 13
After the debate last week, the award of lying should go to Mitt Romney. Hands down he has perfected the art of lying and appearing to be sincere – although I noticed a few facial expressions that gave him away a few times. The style of debating that Romney blasted at President Obama is an actual technique for debating. It is called the Gish Gallop.
According to Rational Wiki, Gish Gallop is the debating technique of drowning the opponent in such a torrent of half-truths, lies, and straw-man arguments that the opponent cannot possibly answer every falsehood in real time.
The “Rules of a Cat” plus Cat Animated Gifs 10
Recently a human has discovered a long hidden set of rules passed on from one cat to the next. This rare discovery answers the frequently asked question, “Why did my cat do that?” Now for the first time ever, the “cat’s rules” are now published and available for all human use. Study and learn the ways of the house cat. The mysteries of their behavior will all start to make sense.
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The Onion Article re: Morning-After Regrets about Romney. Fact? or Fiction? 11
As we all know, The Onion is a site which only writes comedy which is typically satirical in nature, and will include any and every topic in the news. Politics, sports, entertainment, you name it, they’ll write it. Sometimes, though, an article may be so well written by including the facts of a newsworthy event that sometimes it is difficult to tell if it is actual or satire. In fact, last February, Republican House Rep. John Fleming of Louisiana thought an article was real that was posted to the Onion’s website on May 18, 2011 that headlined, “Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex.” Fleming went on a rant on his Facebook page – until someone informed him that the Onion is farce. He looked like a complete fool. Honestly, that article was too satirical to have been confused with reality. Fleming so wanted it to be true that he thought it was.
One ‘possum v. five terrified humans and other humorous videos with animals 2
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I have found this video to be absolutely hilarious! A opossum snuck into someone’s kitchen, probably for food, and was discovered. But the reaction of the family is what is so priceless. Definitely not staged or fake – which is why I like it so much.
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Romney & Ryan Memes, Funny Captions and Quotes 22
Here are some funnies, photos with captions and some more serious quotes about Romney and Ryan. It may be fun to laugh at this fool and his partner-in-crime, Paul Ryan (literally, partner-in-crime) as Mitt and Mutton really have both said some very stupid things. But we cannot forget what they have promised for this country because most of it is not good and very dangerous. Plus they both lie like a rug.
The Top 20 Things You Can Say to Irritate a Republican 13
Mitt Romney
Conservatives are easily angered these days. Can’t say that I don’t blame them. I mean, look at who ran in the primaries… Bachmann (hallucinates that god talks to her), Newt (come on… he’s named after a salamander), Cain (9-9-9), Santorum (frothy mixture from fecal matter), Rick Perry (aka Mr Evil), Jon Huntsman (I rather liked this guy – he put Newt in his place once), Ron Paul (grandpa with some die-hard groupies), of course Romney (flip-flop, etch-a-sketch) and a few other non-notables.
Now that many Republicans are coming to realize, and admitting, that Romney is not much more than a joke, Republicans are rather irritable. So why not have some fun with them!
TGIFunnies! Creative Signs in Elevators 6
Oh, boy. Thank goodness it is Friday! And what a week it has been. Time to lighten up, pack away the serious for the night, and chuckle away.
Here are some very creative and unique signs which have emerged in various elevators. Some via management, some via the tenants. And the elevator even left one, too. It was getting tired of something always being left “behind.”
Breaking News: Paul Ryan Killed Bin Laden 4
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In a dramatic narrative that could upstage this week’s Democratic National Convention, Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wisc.) gave reporters today a detailed account of the fateful day he killed Osama bin Laden.
Mr. Ryan said that he was revealing his role as the triggerman who felled the al-Qaeda leader to “set the record straight,” explaining that he had remained silent about his mission until now, because “I don’t like to brag.”
Romney and Ryan | The Political Funny Page 12
I have to admit, the one good thing about these two is that they are constantly giving everyone excellent joke and/or spoof material. Especially when Mitt Romney went to England – the British papers and tabloids had a field day! The cover page of a newspaper called him, “Mitt the Twit”! It doesn’t get any better than that. Still, Romney is always saying the most absurd things – almost like a child sometimes.
Do You Suffer From S.L.U.T.? “Legitimate Rape” is Your ANSWER! 18
Do You Suffer From S.L.U.T.- Sexually Liberated Uterine Tendencies? If so, then here is the treatment that will help…. “Legitimate Rape.” You see, “Legitimate Rape” helps your body with it’s natural method of preventing pregnancy – it shuts down.
More info available in the “Legitimate Rape” Pharmaceutical video ad:
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Pokin’ Some Fun at Akin and Romney. Plus some Teabonics 7
Here are a couple of videos from a show called “Totally Biased” and they are hilarious – and I mean ROTFLMFAO!
The first video, “Todd Man Out,” is about Todd Akin and his moronic comment that women’s bodies shut down ovulation during rape.
The second video, “Tutors Without Borders,” is targeting those people who are Obama-haters and have their signs to prove it. Problem is, they can’t spell! Sounds like the Tea Party to me. And in honor of this video, I have included some photos of signs with misspelled words, and signs with completely the wrong word used.
Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71. Obituary. 17
Sad news today, so please join me in remembering yet another great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeatedly being poked in his belly during his lifetime. The veteran Pillsbury spokesman was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dill Dough; plus they also had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. Services were held yesterday at 350 for about 20 minutes.
