Lighter Side of Life | The State Trooper and the Sr. Citizen ²²

All, Lighter side of life • Tags: corvette, humor, lighter side of life, sr citizen, state trooper

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this,” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.

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The Original iPad Available for Under $5 ¹¹

All, Funnies, Lighter side of life • Tags: humor, iPad, lighter side of life, original

I know, all together now… groan. A “tee” and then a “hee”….

Would You Push the Button? ²³

All, Hodge Podge, Lighter side of life • Tags: Belgium, drama, humor, TNT, video, would you push the button

Imagine you are walking, or riding your bike, down a rather quiet street in the city when you come upon a post with a red button on it. Hanging above the button-post is a sign that says, “PUSH TO ADD DRAMA.”

Would you push it?

Friday the 13th Trivia Quiz ⁸

All, Hodge Podge, Lighter side of life • Tags: Friday the 13th, funny photos with captions, humor, quiz, trivia

Happy Friday the 13th!

To celebrate this date, here is a quiz on basic Friday the 13th trivia followed by some Friday the 13th and black cat humor. Best of luck on the quiz (just click the button to start), and beware of black cats today!

Click on the button below to start the quiz.

It’s the Beagles??? ⁹

All, Dogs Cats and Other Pets, Funnies, Lighter side of life • Tags: Abbey Road, humor, The Beagles, The Beatles

(chuckle)

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Hey, El Guapo! This one is for YOU! ¹²

All, Lighter side of life, Political Humor • Tags: brains, El Guapo, humor, Nancy Pelosi, Zombie

El Guapo, saw this online last night and thought immediately of you. BRAAAIIIINNNSSSS!!!

Poll Time: You Know You’re a Liberal If…. ⁴

All, Hodge Podge, Political Humor • Tags: conservative, humor, liberal, lighter side of life, political humor, poll

Came across this list on Addicting Info listing 33 items that distinguish if you are a liberal or not. So I thought I would turn this into a poll…. and have a little bit of fun with it. But I only did 15 questions… 33 is a bit much. The results will tally and show after you answer each question. Of course, this is completely anonymous. Great thing about this poll is if you don’t like the options, then simply write in your own answer. Oh, yeah… I will publish any unique answers sometime next week probably. If you want a link back, make sure to leave your site name or user name (yes, El Guapo… I’m stealing this idea from you. Thanks!)

To ALL the WordPress Bloggers Out There… ²⁴

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I just KNOW you will love this one. Come on, now… fess up. We all do this.

Let’s Name Her Monica ⁹

All, Funnies, Political Humor • Tags: Bill Clinton, Buddy, dog, funny picture, Hillary Clinton, humor, humorous caption, Monica, political humor

I just could not help myself. Really, I couldn’t. This photo and caption simply deserves a post all to itself. Here we have the former President Clinton, his wife Hillary, and their dog, Buddy… er, I mean, Monica. (Sadly, Buddy died a year after President Clinton’s term ended after being a hit by a car near the President’s New York home.)

Easter Humor ³²

All, Dogs Cats and Other Pets, Lighter side of life • Tags: costumes, decorated, Easter bunny, Easter eggs, Easter humor, funny photos, funny pictures, humor, humorous captions

Here is a compilation of various types of Easter humor. Cartoons, humorous images with funny captions, strange and funny photos of people and animals dressed as the Easter bunny, jokes, etc. Some have been around the internet a while, many are new – at least new to me and many of you.

However you spend this weekend, whether or not you celebrate Easter, Motley News hopes you a great one!

Famous Movie Scenes with Cats ⁶

All, Dogs Cats and Other Pets, Lighter side of life • Tags: cats, famous movie scenes, humor, video, youtube

Cute video mixing some well-known scenes from some famous movies intermixed with home footage of cats.

You don’t have to be a cat-lover to enjoy this. And no worries about any allergies, either.

“Say hello to my little friend!” Meow….

What Does a Women Voting Republican and Colonel Sanders Have in Common? ¹²

All, For the Women, Political Humor, Politics - US • Tags: humor, political humor, voting republican, War on Women

Exactly this…. (this is a war on women… you are not required to vote for your registered party)

What Twitter Would Have Been Like in the 1980′s ¹⁴

All, Lighter side of life, Science & Technology • Tags: 1980's, 8-bit screen, DOS, humor, twitter

Remember the good old days of the Tandy and Commodore computers? The lovely 8-bit screens with images made from large pixel squares, and you used DOS rather than an Operating System like Windows or Ubuntu.

A Dog’s Diary versus a Cat’s Diary ¹⁹

All, Dogs Cats and Other Pets, Lighter side of life • Tags: cat, diary entry, dog, humor

This is absolutely hilarious! I am sure any cat and dog owner can attest that these would be some very typical diary entries if they were able to do so.

Woof! Woof! Meow! (That is dog and cat talk for “Enjoy”)

Funny Dog Pictures to Brighten your Monday ¹¹

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Ugh… another week has started. I am truly one of those people that do not like Monday’s. So what’s a better way to start the work week than with humorous dog photos, some with captions, some speak for themselves.

Woof! (that’s doggie-language for “enjoy”)

Google’s New Release | 8-Bit Google Maps for Nintendo ²

All, Lighter side of life, Science & Technology • Tags: 8-bit Google Maps, April Fools Day, Google Maps, humor, lighter side of life, Nintendo

Google has just released an 8-bit version of Google Maps for Nintendo Entertainment System (NES). When it hits the Google Store it will be the first NES cartridge to be released in almost 18 years.

So, to all you Nintendo people, it is time to celebrate!

April Fools Day Fun! ²⁴

All, Hodge Podge, Lighter side of life • Tags: April Fools Day, BBC, funny, history, humor, Internet prank, photos, pranks, radio prank, TV prank, videos

Happy April Fools Day! Thought I would have some fun and share some interesting facts, pranks and photos about this day.

If you would like to know the history, here is a short two minute video which supplies the highlights of the history of this day. I never knew any of this, but then, I never looked or researched April Fools Day either. Then comes the fun stuff – although the history is interesting….

Mitt Romney Humorous Photo and Caption ²⁵

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Another “Found on the Internet” photo. Here we have Mitt Romney standing on a chair speaking to the gathered crowd. The chair is a bit small and I’m sure unsturdy so a man is kindly holding it steady for him. But the caption someone put in this photo is choice!

I Hate Mondays Funnies ¹⁵

All, Funnies, Lighter side of life • Tags: animated gif, bad day, fail, funny photo with captions, humor, i hate mondays

It’s Monday, once again. Ugh, I would much rather be back in bed. Since I can’t, then thought I would start the day out with some funnies. Here are some “I Hate Mondays” funnies, “Having a bad day” funnies, a few other oddballs, and some animated gif’s.

First, though, for your listening pleasure while perusing the funnies, here is the Boomtown Rats featuring Bob Geldof singing, “I Don’t Like Mondays.”

Need…. more…. coffee…………

Mitt Romney and Etch-A-Sketch Commercial, Tweets and Memes ¹³

All, Election 2012, Political Humor, Politics - US • Tags: commercial, Etch-A-Sketch, humor, memes, mitt, Mitt Romney, political cartoon, romney, tweets, twitter

On Wednesday, March 21st, John Fugelsang, political comedian, was interviewing Romney Communications Director Eric Fehrnstrom on CNN. John asked Eric, “Is there a concern that pressure from Santorum and Gingrich might force the governor to tack so far to the right that it would hurt him with moderate voters in the general election?”

The Joys of Coming Home to Your Pet ¹³

All, Dogs Cats and Other Pets, Lighter side of life • Tags: cat, cats destroying plants, caught in the act, dog, dogs destroying homes, funny dog pictures, humor, photos

All devoted dog and cat owners love arriving home to their pets. The wagging tails, the bright eyes, the wet sloppy licks, the purring and rubbing up against your legs… But sometimes…

… you come home to this…

Senator Scott Brown (R-MA) Jokes About Santorum ¹⁰

All, Election 2012, Political Humor, Politics - US • Tags: Cosmopolitan Magazine, humor, jokes, Massachusetts, nude photo, protection, republican, santorum, Scott Brown

Too funny! Have to give Scott Brown an “A” for creativity. Brown, who’s locked in a battle with Elizabeth Warren for Ted Kennedy’s old Senate seat, is advised by Eric Fehrnstrom, of the Shawmut Group – who is also one of Mitt Romney’s key advisers.

Right Wing-Nut VA Sen. Ryan McDougle’s Facebook Page Slammed with Transvaginal Comments ¹⁸

Activism, All, For the Women, Politics - US, She speaks... • Tags: comments, Facebook Page, humor, republican, Senator Ryan McDougle, transvaginal, Virginia

It appears that Virgina Senator McDougle’s (R) support for trans-vaginal ultrasound legislation has not gone over too well with at least a few folks, judging from the raunchy comments being left on his Facebook page. Staff has caught wind of the comments and have now deleted them all. But some smart cookie got some nice screen shots before the censoring commenced. Here are a few quotes as well as some screen shots. Some very creative people out there. Kudos to you all!

Saturday Morning Funnies ²²

All, Funnies, Lighter side of life • Tags: captions, funny photos, funny pictures, humor, lighter sida of life

Thought I would start the weekend with some funnies along with my coffee.

Cheers!

Crazy Cats | Animated Gif’s ¹⁶

All, Dogs Cats and Other Pets, Lighter side of life • Tags: animated gif, cats, funny, humor, lighter side of life

Since I posted earlier about “Dog,” the motorcycle riding dog, I figured I should give some equal time to our feline friends as well.

Here are some hilarious animated gif’s of cats just being cats. The third one down is my favorite. And what’s the deal about cats standing up like they are here on the hind legs? I don’t recall ever seeing any of my cats doing this.

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