I have to admit, the one good thing about these two is that they are constantly giving everyone excellent joke and/or spoof material. Especially when Mitt Romney went to England – the British papers and tabloids had a field day! The cover page of a newspaper called him, “Mitt the Twit”! It doesn’t get any better than that. Still, Romney is always saying the most absurd things – almost like a child sometimes.
Oh, I will definitely agree with this. And I’m sure Don in Massachusetts will, too.
With the heat wave soaring into the three-digits across the country, this is no laughing matter. Power grids are pushed to their limit; many people live without any cooling system; and violent storms with 80-mph gusts toppled trees, cut power lines and killed six people in Virginia alone – also leaving millions of people without power to cool their homes.
Although the extreme heat in and of itself is nothing to scoff at, sometimes humor is all we have to make it through these historic temperatures. Showpaper magazine is a New York-based free bi-weekly print-only publication, which lists and promotes every all-ages & DIY show in the NYC / Tri-state area. They recently installed a melting newsstand in front of the bookstore Printed Matter as the summer heat begins to crank up.
Awesome animated gif of a cat that enters into the Matrix. This came courtesy of the Kitty Blogger.
In cleaning out my Spam folder, I came across this following piece of Spam:
“After having gained a cat because of a freak affair concerning a homogenized vat of mayonnaise your ramblings has made me to see the brighter side of life, you rock”
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this,” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.
Came across this list on Addicting Info listing 33 items that distinguish if you are a liberal or not. So I thought I would turn this into a poll…. and have a little bit of fun with it. But I only did 15 questions… 33 is a bit much. The results will tally and show after you answer each question. Of course, this is completely anonymous. Great thing about this poll is if you don’t like the options, then simply write in your own answer. Oh, yeah… I will publish any unique answers sometime next week probably. If you want a link back, make sure to leave your site name or user name (yes, El Guapo… I’m stealing this idea from you. Thanks!)
So, to all you Nintendo people, it is time to celebrate!
Since I posted earlier about “Dog,” the motorcycle riding dog, I figured I should give some equal time to our feline friends as well.
Here are some hilarious animated gif’s of cats just being cats. The third one down is my favorite. And what’s the deal about cats standing up like they are here on the hind legs? I don’t recall ever seeing any of my cats doing this.
One of the recent hot trends on Twitter now is to replace a word in a film title with vagina and being posted with the hashtag #ReplaceFilmsTitlesWithVagina. How this was started I do not know. There are some I saw that are pretty funny, some lame. Here are a few of the better ones. Can you think of any others?
This video is GREAT! Even if you are not a fan of golf, you will find humor in it.
A routine golf cart patrol along the back nine is ambushed. Golf can be deadly.
This one’s for Pebble Beach…
I came across this photo somewhere on Facebook so I have no idea where it originated. I basically just had a field day with it. What in incredible photographic capture! And with the glowing eyes, it was a flash in the dark shot. They were busted!
Which is your favorite? Any other ideas??? More…
After a long and tiring week at work, it is now time to allow my brain to melt into mush, so been bouncing around on Reddit and found this one worth posting by itself. Another Miscellany of “stuff” is on it’s way, too. More…
It was a tough day at work… tough day at work (imagine Rodney Dangerfield’s voice over). Ergo… tired. Brain dead. Brain synapsis is in low gear. I happened to bounce over to twitter for a peek and saw this first tweet I have listed below appear, and thought, “Hmmmm… let’s have a little bit of fun and find some humorous tweets on twit… I mean, Mitt.
The reason for posting this photo manipulation I did in Photoshop well over a year ago ago is due to a conversation I just had with Chris with Word Play. Like all bloggers go through, he had a post that just didn’t draw a lot of attention. It as a great post, Deal With The Devil, but just kinda went “over like the proverbial lead balloon”, as Chris said. More…
Okay, I admit. This isn’t an actual award but rather an impromptu kudos to some postings which truly had me Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off. So, to the authors listed below, there is no “passing this on by choosing 108.36 others, as well as including a picture of yourself attempting a scene out of JackAss: The Movie.”
Thank you everyone who has a hand in creating the laughter. Here on some excerpts, so please click the link to check out the rest of the post as well as their site. More…
Remember when we learned the alphabet, each letter had a corresponding picture. “A” is for “Apple”, “B” is for “Bike” or “Boy”, and so on. Well, times they are a-changin’ and here is an example of what the alphabet may very well look like for youngsters in school just starting to learn their alphbet. Sure, “A” is still for “Apple”, but not the same type of apple we knew. More…
Okay, fellow internet cohorts… it is time to start wrapping up 2011, and what a year this has been! For my first post of “2011 in Review,” I am sharing my favorite video which came out… The Ultimate Dog Tease. Naturally since I am a huge dog-lover, having trained dogs since I was 12 years old, run agility, and work with dog rescue, it makes complete sense that this is my fav. However, this video is SO creative, that even the non-dog-lover in life has to admit that it’s damn funny and well-made. More…
Sometimes kids just say the darndest things… More…