Now that Michele Bachmann has admitted defeat in her run for the Republican Party Presidential Candidacy, she is now up for hire.  Doing what?  Well… glad you asked.  But first, let us bow our heads in a moment of silence while listening to a farewell song especially for Michele…

Bachmann is now up for hire as a consultant.  There are three packages available, the Standard Bachmann b.s. Package, the Deluxe Bachmann b.s. package, and the Coup de Grâce Bachmann b.s. Package!

Do you need to learn how to sling mud and proper finger-pointing etiquette?  Michele is your woman.  Are you guilty of bad business practices?  Under Michele’s tutelage, you will learn how to quickly turn the tables of the errors of your ways and point your finger at a completely innocent party, thus absolving yourself from all blame.  These two critical items are taught in all three packages. More…