Rick Santorum “The Earth is Flat” 14

“Hello. Hello! Welcome boys and girls to your first day of school, and now in your last year of high school! Aren’t we growing up fast? Okay, before you all take your seats, I have a pre-arranged seating assignment. To make this go more smoothly, would all the girls move to the back of the room, please. And guys, you stay up front here with me. And you may call me “Mr. Frothy.” (“Frothy” beats chest with fists ala Tarzan-style).

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Name Suggestions for Santorum #SantorumCodeName 21

Reports that Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum will be receiving Secret Service protection this week has kicked off an unlikely competition in the Twitter-sphere.

Political commentators The Young Turks are calling for viewers to submit their own suggestions on what the former Pennsylvania senator’s code name (with the hash tag #SantorumCodeName) should be.

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