“Hello. Hello! Welcome boys and girls to your first day of school, and now in your last year of high school! Aren’t we growing up fast? Okay, before you all take your seats, I have a pre-arranged seating assignment. To make this go more smoothly, would all the girls move to the back of the room, please. And guys, you stay up front here with me. And you may call me “Mr. Frothy.” (“Frothy” beats chest with fists ala Tarzan-style).
