May 21st Celebrity Judgment Day
Some hollywood stars plans revealed for tomorrows Rapture!
Angelina Jolie: Adopt as many poor, orphaned children as possible beforehand.
Kim Kardashian: Shilling for limited edition Armageddon version of Quiktrim.
Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga: Planning the greatest farewell concert EVER!!!!!
Charlie Sheen: Fall off the wagon. Hey, why bother at this point, right?
Kirk Cameron: Delivering a big fat “I told you so” to Stephen Hawking.
Lindsay Lohan: Looking for anyone to blame for this calamity but herself.
Miley Cyrus: Pretty sure she’ll be alright, given her deep Christian roots.
Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis: Feeling like they’ve been here before …
Taylor Swift: Writing a catchy song about her relationship with Earth ending.
Ryan Seacrest: Hosting as many END OF DAYS: LIVE! events as he can.
Tom Cruise: Steadfast in belief that Xenu will bail him out somehow.
Britney Spears: [Is heavily medicated and blissfully unaware of any of this]
Octomom: Breathing a sigh of relief that her financial problems are over at least.
Katy Perry: Patting herself on the back for making “E.T” her final single.
President Barack Obama: [Is still crafting overly complex, nuanced response]
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Lameting how the heck he couldn’t manage to keep this whole mistress / love child thing under wraps for just like five more days …
Tiger Woods: Taking a few swings out on the range, icing his bad knee, then bustin’ out the champagne, cocktail waitresses and mother f*%kin’ condoms!
Donald Trump: Planning a press conference to claim credit for preventing the world from ending, should the calculation somehow be off by a few millennia.
NOTE: These are all made up. Can you think of any that should have been put on the list?
Courtesy of The Hollywood Gossip