Sometimes kids just say the darndest things…
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red….. Cherry
Yellow…Lemon
Green….Lime
Orange…Orange
Finally, the teach gave them all HONEY Lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, “I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.”
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, “Oh my God! They’re ass-holes!”
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