Motley News

Sometimes kids just say the darndest things…
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red….. Cherry
Yellow…Lemon
Green….Lime
Orange…Orange

Finally, the teach gave them all HONEY Lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, “I will give you all a clue.  It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.”

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, “Oh my God!  They’re ass-holes!”