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Have You Google Searched “Santorum” Yet? The result is:

Santorum
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Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.

Apparently several years ago, Rick Santorum made a very grave error… he stated that homosexuality is a form of beastiality. That if we allow homosexuals to marry, the result will eventually be man on dog, dog on man, etc. So Dan Savage, a columnist, asked his readers to name something after Santorum. The final results were a by-product of anal sex.

First of all, just this statement alone is enough that I believe Rick is NOT a good candidate for POTUS.  A cockroach would be a better candidate.  But, secondly, of course this shouldn’t be a reason why not to vote for him, but would you want a president that has a search result that comes up like this?  He would be the laughing stock of countries all over the world.

But I am sure they’ll create a law which will allow the White House to censor the internet and take down this site….

Click here to go to the Google Search Results.

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