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Okay, I admit. This isn’t an actual award but rather an impromptu kudos to some postings which truly had me Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off.  So, to the authors listed below, there is no “passing this on by choosing 108.36 others, as well as including a picture of yourself attempting a scene out of  JackAss: The Movie.”

Thank you everyone who has a hand in creating the laughter. Here on some excerpts, so please click the link to check out the rest of the post as well as their site.

Strictly unusual: offbeat stories from 2011
Posted by Four Blue Hills


Among offbeat and zany stories from the year just ending:

– Radio listeners in Israel heard their foreign minister, Avigdor Lieberman, being interviewed from the comfort of his home. As the interview ended, they clearly heard the sound of his toilet flushing.

– A 36-year-old woman in Italy filed for divorce just a month after getting married. The reason: her new husband had insisted on bringing his mother along on their honeymoon.
(click here to read more)

Thank Gawd It’s OVER!!!
Posted by Word Play


Chris posted this image below, which I LOVE!:

(click here to read the rest)

Smell Good Stuff For Your Muff
Posted by Facehookin’


This particular posting is about the smell which is only emitted by women…

…I, however, would be much more convinced by a completely different approach in advertising. I would like to see a woman dry heave at some unknown stench. I imagine she would search about the house to discover the epicenter the this foul odor. She lifts up the baby to smell the diaper, she sniffs the trash can, and then she is struck with realization….
(click here to read the rest)

I’m getting the hang of this on-line dating thing!


In this series of postings, the author has been blogging about her experiences with having newly signed up for online dating. Here is a segment from a conversation with a “respondent”. There are several more just as funny on this posting.

Hardbod4U: Fuck lady, ur gna get nowhere on this site wit ur attitude.

Farce: Er, really? What makes you say that?

Hardbod4U: Ur stuck up I wish u were here though ur hot

Farce: Thanks. Would you like to buy a vowel?

Hardbod4U: haha fk ur a bitch

Farce: (I know, I shouldn’t have, but oh come ON) And this week the letter “O” is on special, I can give you 3 for a dollar.

No reply for some reason …
(click here to read the rest)

Posted by Four Blue Hills


Being the computer and internet geek that I am, this is one of the better “internet humors” I’ve seen….

Dear Consumers:
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 2000 TEXAS ENGINEERING EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the state of Texas. If you have one of these, you may need some help understanding the commands.
The TEXAS EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS 2000, with a background picture of Willie Nelson superimposed on the Alamo.

Please also note:
The Recycle Bin is labeled “Outhouse”
My Computer is called “This Dern Contraption”
Dial Up Networking is called “Good Ol’ Boys”
Control Panel is known as “The Dashboard”
Hard Drive is referred to as “4-Wheel Drive”
Floppies are “Them little ol’ plastic thangs”
Instead of an error message, “Duct tape” pops up
(click here to read the rest)

Embarassing Accident!
Posted by Word Play


This one had me laughing so hard, my stomach hurt and tears rolled down my face. From what I understand, this story has been circulating for years now, but that doesn’t matter. This was the first I’ve seen it, and will always enjoy it from here on out. The story provides such humor and detail that you can literally envision the entire scene in your mind. Here is a portion, but couldn’t edit sections as then the content would be lost.  There is more to the story and it is much better when read in it’s entirety.

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. (First clue to prove that I didn’t write this – I have never been uncomfortable about calling in sick.) No matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. (Wimp! Ok, I’ll settle down now, and let the wimp tell his story!)

On one occasion, I had a valid reason, but lied anyway because the truth was too humiliating. I just mentioned that I had sustained a head injury and I hoped I would feel well enough to come in the next day. By then, I thought I could think up a way to explain the bandage on my head that wouldn’t be nearly so embarrassing.

The accident occurred because my wife and I had recently adopted a cute little kitty from our local shelter. Initially, our new pet was no problem, but one morning I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen.

“Ed!! The garbage disposal is dead. Come and reset it.” “You know where the button is,” I protested through the shower (pitter-patter). “Reset it yourself!” ”I’m scared!” she pleaded. “What if it starts going and sucks me in?” (Pause) ”C’mon, it’ll only take you a second.”

So out I came, dripping wet and buck naked, hoping to make a statement about how her silly behavior was not without consequence. I crouched down and stuck my head under the sink to find the reset button.

It is the last action I remember performing.

It struck without warning, without any regard for my circumstances. No, it wasn’t a demonically possessed disposal drawing me into its gnashing metal teeth. It was our new kitty, clawing playfully at the dangling “cat toys” she spied between my legs. She had been poised around the corner and stalked me as I crouched under the sink.
(Now to read the rest of what happened, you have to go to Word Play’s posting by clicking here.)

Blog it, baby. Blog it!!!


Well, that’s all for now, anyway….



  1. Michelle, this is a wonderful idea, and I’m not saying that just because you made me a part of it. But thanks for making me a part of it! 🙂 Now I’m going to go and enjoy the other parts of it!

    P.S. If you haven’t already, please read my replies to your comments on my two awards posts. If you’re in a hurry, then just read the second one. Thanks! 🙂

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