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Do All Viagra Reps Look Like Retired Strippers?

Yesterday, one of my friends posted this on Facebook: “Do all Viagra reps look like retired strippers, or just the one at my Dr’s office?” I thought she was just posting a one-liner.

I was wrong.

Here is the conversation which ensued.

Friend: Do all Viagra reps look like retired strippers, or just the one at my Dr’s office?

Me: LOL! That’s TOO funny!!!!

Friend: You should’ve seen her! 8″ sparkly platform heels. Not professional for day unless your profession is street walking.

Me: Are you serious? Was she really a viagra rep? I thought you were just posting a joke. It’s a goodie if it is. Either way, it’s a goodie!

Friend: No joke. Was at Dr’s office when she came in. Thought she was a patient till she stood at the counter, and then it was obvious she was a big pharma rep. And she told the receptionist she wanted to leave him the viagra samples, but needed his signature.

Remember back in the days when door-to-door vacuum salesmen would happily vacuum the house wife’s home in order to prove how well their product works? Well, it appears that this Viagra representative follows the same philosophy.

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Sales of viagra bar chart

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Tomato fertilized with Viagra?

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3 Comments »

  1. I’ve tried to get into women’s homes by offering to demonstrate how a vacuum cleaner works, but they always seem to be put off when I reveal I’m not actually representing any company.

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