Reports that Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum will be receiving Secret Service protection this week has kicked off an unlikely competition in the Twitter-sphere.
Political commentators The Young Turks are calling for viewers to submit their own suggestions on what the former Pennsylvania senator’s code name (with the hash tag #SantorumCodeName) should be.
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Not surprisingly, Dan Savage, who is responsible for Santorum’s so-called “Google problem,” offered up the code name “Frothy Mix” in reference to the anal sex neologism the gay rights advocate used in his public campaign to change the definition of the word “Santorum.”
Among the more, um, spirited suggestions: “Miss Conception,” “Hymen Froth,” “SnowballsChance,” “Rapture Rick,” and “Dirk Diggler.”
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Check out some of the best names below from Twitter hashtag #SantorumCodeName. There are some good ones here. What names can you come up with?
Devil in a Red Vest
Sanatorium
I still think Ayatollah is the best
RickiReeks
Psalms It
Batshit
Gomorrah
Prick Crematorum
“ANALyCYST”
Brown Slimy Discharge
Google Poo One
Holy Vomitorium!
PrayStationToo
Dickfroth Santorum
Holy RickRoller
Captain Butthurt
Super Lube
Donut Hole
Holy Sphincter
Ruby Slippers
Closet Queen
Full Pork.
Peckerwood.
After-Birther
Richard Cranium (Hey! That’s MY saying!)
“Come-From-Behind”
Frothing at the mouth
Excrementum Frothicus
I. M. Frothicus
Scrotorum
Bayerknees
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