Here is a compilation of various types of Easter humor. Cartoons, humorous images with funny captions, strange and funny photos of people and animals dressed as the Easter bunny, jokes, etc. Some have been around the internet a while, many are new – at least new to me and many of you.
However you spend this weekend, whether or not you celebrate Easter, Motley News hopes you a great one!
First off, top ten reasons the Easter bunny brings eggs:
10. Big tax write-off.
9. Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?
8. Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled.
7. He gets a good deal from the local chickens.
6. Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.
5. Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.
4. Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny.
3. Would you want to hunt for waffles?
2. He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.
1. Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job.
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This first one happens to be my favorite…
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Okay, I know Easter Island has nothing to do with Easter. But this came up in my “Easter” tag search, and I like it. So, sharing. Deal with it.
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This one is very long and contains some rather very bad riddles – the kind that make you groan or say, “That’s stupid.” But there is a LOT more funny stuff after this one, so scroll on past if you don’t want to read the jokes.
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Now, I’m not sure why the guy is chasing the Easter Penguin and what that hat is on his head. Looks a bit like a chef’s hat. But just not making the connection here….
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Nice Death Star Egg….
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This is one VERY pissed off kitty. Cats with bunny ears seems to be a reoccurring item. I’m willing to bet that cats have Easter marked on their calendar in preparation to disappear. Sadly, this one did not have a successful escape.
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Yes… another Easter Island funny.
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This is an old groaner of a humorous Easter Bunny story….
A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy,too.
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The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.
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The driver felt guilty and began to cry. A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
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I feel terrible,” he explained, “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. What should I do?”
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The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
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Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned,waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!!
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The man was astonished. He said to the woman, “What in heaven’s name is in your spray can?” The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.It said:
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“Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.”
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Scarred for life. Don’t be surprised if he makes the news one day after he goes postal on a Easter family gathering after someone walks in the door wearing a bunny costume.
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Another cat with bunny ears….
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Ahhh… finally, a dog with bunny ears. And this one is sporting bunny teeth!
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Not sure who “Chompers” is, but must have been very frightening. Another scarred for life.
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Notice the scratches on the hand of the person holding this VERY angry cat.
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This really has nothing to do with Easter, but I just love the look on the dog’s face. So just pretend they’re Easter cupcakes.
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And finally, the End….. Oh, hey, Chris S.! Is this you????
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Nope, not Easter. But, again, too cute. And they’re dancing because the torture is now officially over.
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