On March 30th, Christina Reber busted into her ex-boyfriends apartment, first struck him in the head, then grabbed hold of his dangling jewels – and wouldn’t let go. The victim describes he was “in incredible pain when Reber grabbed [my] scrotum and began digging in with her fingers.” Finally, the ex-boyfriend was able to pry her hand away after they fell to the ground during their Battle for the Balls.
The police report indicates that the scrotum area was “completely torn loose from his body.” Reber reportedly “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but the victim was finally able to remove his balls from her vice-like grip.
As if the story isn’t already good enough…. After the police and EMT’s showed up, he was taken by ambulance to Ball Memorial Hospital!
In a follow-up interview two days after the incident, the victim told police that his family jewels was “so swollen he is unable to walk and is missing work.” The man added that his package “is still bleeding and doctors are not sure if there is permanent damage to his groin or not.”
Why the attack? The now-singing-soprano ex-boyfriend told the cops he had ended the couple’s eight-month relationship days before the assault.
I wonder if roses would have worked better….
Reber was charged with aggravated battery and illegally entering the victim’s home, both felonies. She was also charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery, according to an affidavit. Reber is next due in court on April 30.
So, guys… what do you think… were the charges appropriate? What do YOU think Reber should have been charged with?
Here is a copy of the report.