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Some People are Just NOT the Sharpest Knife in the Drawer

Here are some Facebook FAILS that are too funny not to share. Even if you are not a Facebooker, you have to admit, some of these are pretty good. A few are due to not catching the phone’s spell-check before posting, but most are because the person posting is simply not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Their elevator doesn’t go to the top floor. The light’s on but no one’s home. A few screws short of a hardware store. About as sharp as a marble. Alright, that’s enough. Here they are….

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I dunno but I think she had something else on her mind beside Libya being bombed…

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Paris meets NYC

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But are you saying your consonants?

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Hmmm… is the coach secretly trying to say something?

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HOLD the anchovies, please!

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No, actually they’re in Arizona and that’s the US-Mexico border

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I hope it’s because you are dating your gyn

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I’m still laughing

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I hope this person wasn’t the Spelling Bee champ

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Frodo Potter… the character which was cut from the series

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Koala… panda… either way, they’re both cute

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Yes, through modern medical science, Michael Jordan died and was brought back to life two years later, and managed to live an additional three years. Amazing!

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No comment

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And you want to go to Princeton??? Are you nuts? They’ll eat you alive.

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No, it’s the Sphinx

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ROTFLMAO

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At least he spelled “tattoo” right

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AND MY FAVORITE ONE FOR LAST….

I hope they’re joking. I really really do. If they’re not, then please… someone “fix” this person from reproducing

30 Comments »

  1. This was funny, and certainly a good reason to log on to “Bookface” every day. Besides this normal kind of brilliance, I get to find out who has a headache, who’s car wouldn’t start, who has gastrointestinal disorders, and what they had for lunch! Further, I’m pleased to see the Deity regularly credited for things like payday being on a Friday (just in time for the weekend), and controlling the outcome of sporting events. Don’t forget the daily reminders of why we should not beat the dog even when the dog eats the couch. And of course, I never go to the polls without checking to see which idiot some of my clueless friends want me to vote for. Some of their reasoning, were it not so sad, would be almost as funny as the posts you’ve shown above (ex.: why we should hurt people in the name of Jesus).

  2. I recently saw a headline on MSNBC asking if evolution could go backwards. Thanks for answering the question.

  3. I laugh (and cry) over stuff like this, but I know the moment I point and snicker, I’m going to suffer a catastrophically embarrassing lapse of my own …

    • Don’t be sorry – comment all you like. I joined FB about 3 years ago and was rarely on it at first. I just didn’t “get” it back then. Now I watch more than participate. A FB stalker, I suppose.

      Actually, I love the funnies and news stuff that comes across. And photos. That’s where I get a lot of what I post here.

  4. love it, BUT the thing with “the hand” on the chinese wall – that’s the Michigan hand, everybody from michigan holds up their hand to show where they live.

  5. I’m amazed every day at the things people post on fb—right there on the screen next to their name! Do they bother to read what they’ve typed before they post? Are they really that ignorant?

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