The Parting Shot for June 19, 2012
Attention! Tree in road. Please be cautious….
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writing episode 3 just wanted to say…g’nite gracie. continue…
What is it you are writing?
can’t really say yet – other that it involves TV, drama, and music. be well. continue…
🙂 Well, when you can, would love to hear all about it. And just watched one of my favorite movies.. Goodfellas. 🙂
Oh I love that they didn’t cut the tree down 🙂
I could only laugh. 🙂
It’s a good thing to laugh.
The people in Texas who moved an historic old oak to make room for a road should have just done this.
They actually moved an old tree? And it lived??
Historic 100 year old oak, moved in the last week or so. In June! Can you imagine? I don’t hold out much hope for it, personally. http://philosophermouseofthehedge.wordpress.com/2012/06/08/bored-sappy-story-its-moving/
Well, I’ll be darned. Doesn’t seem like they got enough of the root system, but perhaps they did. Will be interesting to see what happens. Oak trees are pretty sturdy, I think anyway. Thanks for the links!
🙂 Hopefully no wrap-arounds….
There are a few near me, though many of them have scars from those too clueless to realise that the bus ain’t moving out the way………
Uhm… does this mean that there will soon be a bunch of jokes about “Why did the tree cross the street?” to replace the chicken jokes? Damn nuisance, if ya ask me… I was just getting the hang of those street crossing chicken jokes, and now I gotta switch over to learning the tree jokes? Gimme a break!
Why did the tree stay in the road? Because it didn’t have any leaves left. (boo…. hiss….)
No, NOT boo… hiss… at all. In fact, I like it! The tree stayed, because it didn’t have any “leaves” left. Cool! Have you heard that one before, or did you just go and pull a comic rabbit out of your hat?
Pulled a comic rabbit out of my hat.
Wow! I’m genuinely impressed! Seriously.
Oh, hush. It’s not that good.
Yes it is. I was at a total loss, and you come up with this great pun on “leaves”. Until someone else can do it better, well you rule!
Okay, it’s 1:07 am your time… and, GO!
Why did the tree cross the street? Because it didn’t feel like milling around that new saw mill. GONG!!! FAIL! Lol
Let me sleep on that one… Going to bed. Brain dead. Gnite, Chris!
Gnite, Champ! Cause after my weak effort, you still are…
Last one, and then I’m off to slumber land too.
Why did the tree cross the street? Because although their hearts were in the right place, those tree huggers were butt ugly, and SO butt ugly, that even the tree couldn’t get wood!
Yep, Michelle “leaves” still the Champ! Lol 😀