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Some very odd products from around the world | Some are NSFW

These are some very strange products sold around the world. Not sure why some of them exist – but they do, and they’re for sale. Check ’em out….

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Actually, since the numbers are going backwards, too, then this will give the correct time. It just may take you a few moments until you get used to it.

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Product out of Romania, energy drink. Here is the Erektus website. What I don’t understand is what the hell is that image on the left? It looks like a horrid sci-fi movie of an experiment gone bad.

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This has already been used for decades now. It’s called a “thong.”

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Another energy drink. Out of Poland where “fart” means “luck.”

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Just pronounce it out loud if you haven’t got it yet.

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Guys??? What do you think of this one?

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Why?

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Another “why”???

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Somehow, this does not surprise me.

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So you can go to work and tell everyone you literally blew your brains out.

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Why??? Are you expecting a very hairy infant?

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Then you don’t have to worry about the butt floss…. Is the tattoo included?

22 Comments »

  1. The blue inflatable neck device — a cervical collar? Or African neck-elongation rings? A poor substitute for either. Posture correction? Better head support for sleeping on planes?

  2. Wanted to get my initial reaction back to you ASAP, but now I’m going to take my time and have a little more fun with some of these… πŸ™‚

    Don’t really understand the deal with the clock… the time reads 9:56 right? Oh, wait a minute… I get it now! I already read everything backwards to begin with, so I didn’t notice the difference until just now. I think I NEED one of those clocks, and a matching wrist watch to go with it! Lol

    “Erektus” huh? Looks to me like an energy drink that not only cures erectile dysfunction, but also results in breast enlargement on the backs of hermaphroditic space aliens, while also changing their belly buttons from an “innie” to an “outtie”. Now taking Romania OFF my list of countries that I want to visit…

    “Fanny Floss” cracked me up on sight immediately, but I laughed even more when I read your “thong” comment. πŸ˜€

    β€œFart” means β€œluck” in Poland? Hmm… does that mean that “Luck” also means “Fart” in Poland? Well if I’m ever in Poland, I’ll refrain from saying, “Man, I really hope that I get ‘lucky’ tonight!” People could just totally get the wrong impression! Lol

    Gee, thanks Michelle! I just said “Jussipussi” three times out loud, and my wife just slapped me! (didn’t know she was standing right behind me until it was too late!) Now, the least you could do, is tell me what it means, since now I’m afraid to say it out loud, and I STILL don’t get it!

    What do I think of the CB-6000 Male Chasity Device? (besides that it’s funny as hell?) I think that I’m going to stop at the library and take out Harry Houdini’s autobiography! That’s what I think! Lol

    “Why?” Because in the words of famous English mountaineer George Mallory, when asked why he wanted to climb Mt Everest, “Because it’s there.”

    “Another why?” Michelle, now I’m surprised that you’ve never heard of this one – This is a popular device used by single women to keep their heads up, while on stupefyingly boring dates with guys who are about to put these women in a coma, from listening to their endlessly monotonous lack of conversational skills.

    It doesn’t surprise me either – cause I’ve also used my putter to put it in the hole while sitting on the john… but it sure as hell had nothing to do with playing golf! LOL (yeah, I know… WAY TMI!!!)

    Hair Dryer Revolver? Should come with warning that says: “DANGER! Never keep real revolvers near this this product, as this could result in a tragic mistake and loss of life!” (You could also look really foolish to muggers, when you attempt to defend yourself by blow drying them!)

    You can shave the baby??? Nope, NOT a chance!!! Not even touching that one! What is WRONG with some of these people out there?!?!?!

    Okay, I have a confession to make… I like the last one. I’m not sure I understand WHY I like it, but there’s no denying that it does something special for me, so in this case… Why ask why? Lol πŸ˜‰

    Thanks for all the fun, Michelle! πŸ˜€

  3. Any way for the corporate world to get money out of us ( not that I’d but a single one of these things but obviously someone does! …some of these are simply unbelievable !!!!

  4. About: energy drink from Poland β€œfart” means β€œbe lucky” no “luck”. However, I was drink it and interms of odd name an colour is really tasty (fruit deink).

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