The Parting Shot for August 5, 2012
“Excuse me, Ma’am – Oh, my. I am terribly sorry to have caught you in the shower.
But since I’m here, could I borrow a cup of honey for a recipe?
Oh, you’re such a deer….,” he said, licking his lips.
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The bear didn’t eat her as he was stuffed! Phillip
Ha!!!! Good one! No, EXCELLENT!
I heard that bears have no facial expression and you can’t read them at all. RUN!
When she ordered a bear-skin rug, she should have been more specific on the condition of arrival, as in “pre-assembled.”