Sad news today, so please join me in remembering yet another great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeatedly being poked in his belly during his lifetime. The veteran Pillsbury spokesman was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dill Dough; plus they also had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. Services were held yesterday at 350 for about 20 minutes.

Dough Boy (DB) was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Longtime friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing DB as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. DB rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.

He was not considered a very β€œsmart” cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, but was thought of a roll model for millions. Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he remained unleavened.

Source:Β  Being passed around on Facebook

21 thoughts on “Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71. Obituary.
  1. That was hilarious! Thanks for the giggle… I needed that today.

  2. Sometimes, you give me physical pain.

  3. Cute!

  4. My oh My, LOL (dill dough) Great laugh thanks I don’t fb so it is nice to know whats going on..,

  5. I heard he was found half -baked with the Land o Lakes girl , and a dildough.

  6. Michelle..request permission to post freely without being offensive but terribly funny..?

  7. so so funny!!!!!!! πŸ˜€

  8. I was scrolling to look at photo’s to help me catch up on my reading and your headline caught my attention. My nieces and I enjoyed. I’m sharing on FB.

  9. I’ve heard a love child has popped up demanding his share of the dough

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