Oh, boy. Thank goodness it is Friday! And what a week it has been. Time to lighten up, pack away the serious for the night, and chuckle away.
Here are some very creative and unique signs which have emerged in various elevators. Some via management, some via the tenants. And the elevator even left one, too. It was getting tired of something always being left “behind.”
Gotta lift?
Not my style – very rude. But I like the exceptions at the bottom….
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Ewwwww…. I don’t want to know.
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Love it!!! If only…
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I dunno, but the 88 Haddock just doesn’t sound right to me….
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Do it! Call the police!!! And make sure to have a camera running!
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Excellent response but I’ve never heard of an elevator being “offline.”
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What about floor #3? They’ve been left out on both sides.
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1988?? I hope you are not paid by the job.
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Okay, I have to admit… this is the one rotten ornery thing I occasionally do in the elevator in my office building…. Please don’t ask me why because I really don’t know.
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This is called “penis waxing” and “penis waning”
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