Mitt Romney Totally Looks Like….
An Oompa Loompa!!!
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If Mitt ever meets George Hamilton, he universe will implode.
LOL… I believe Hamilton’s is real, though, as far as from some sort of UV rays (tanning bed). Mitt’s looks like a two-bit whore.
Nah. Not more than whatever 47% of two-bits is. 11 1/8 cents?
Very good! (LOL… I had to look up how much 2 bits was.. I couldn’t remember)
Hey El Guapo…what about John Boehner? What is this Right wing QT(an old skin tan in abottle) conspiracy.. Its like they are the “Orangemen of Syracuse!”
he looks like a game show host that has a ladies shoe fetish
Ewwww is right !!!!
Jersey Shore: The Senior Years
I’ve never watched Jersey Shore… sorry.
neither have I. am going by the pop culture fake tan references. Real oompa loompas already covered via George Hamilton by another genius commenter
LOL… gotcha! Oh, hell, what’s her name… Zoonie? Zookie? Cookie? Isn’t she the one that’s all over-tanned?
Oh, and let’s not forget the woman who took her little girl to the tanning bed….
The name you’re looking for is Snooky.
And now for a poem.
Ode to a botched tan
I turned out orange when I wanted to be tan
So I could be like that “Tan Man”
There are folks who’ve said, I hear
He forgot his neck and ears
If John and I spray any more
We could end up on Jersey Shore
LMAO!!! Too funny! And thanks for the Snooky “reminder.” Last night, I could not remember her name for the life of me! Hey, Mitt Romney did admit he likes her. Something about her spunk or spark. Maybe the did give him pointers on becoming tan overnight….
You’re very welcome. Romney’s in L.A. today to speak to Latino business owners. Ya think he’ll remember to touch up those pesky spots like the backs of his ears and neck, or will he not worry about what he can’t see..
He already does. He can’t see the truth so he doesn’t worry about it.
Wow, quick! Someone check Ancestry.com and see if they are related.
LOL.. Now isn’t the Mormon-run? That’d be mighty convenient. At one time, the Mormons used to have the most extensive genealogy records, assuming they still do. I’ll bet that branch of his family tree is buried in the same place as his tax returns.
lol… Maybe could make up some points in the polls if he did the Oompa Loompa song at the debate, rather than him rant about his new math where 47% equals 100%. lol 😉
Fake tan?!That is so stupid that I don’t know how to put words to it.I think, by doing that ,he’s insulting latino voters by pretending they would be voting for him because of a tan.He clearly seems that latino voters are idiots.He’s also insulting white people,implying it’s no good to be white when you are dealing with latino voters.This man for president????????
Absolutely not. When he does something stupid, like that video released, I think, “that’s the icing on the cake.” And then he does something else on top of that which is just as bad. This fake tan was the icing on top of the icing on the cake. Pretty soon there will be more icing than there will be cake. This was a entirely insulting to the Latinos. I’m sure he lost some votes on this one. Lost more than he gained. He’s a buffoon.
Mitt’s thoughts: I cant speak to a group at Univision wearing a sarape that would be offensive…I’ll just tell them them the Miami sun tanned by face but not the back of my ears and neck. What? I don’t have enough supporters at the university? Bus them in. What? I agreed to address questions for an hour, but I, like a spoiled child do not want to do that because no body likes me. Wait? I don’t have to honor my one hour commitment because they (or you people) didn’t pay $50,000 for a plate!
LMAO!! Are you a mind-reader??? That’s too funny!