Amazon Reviews on Binders Full of Women
Avery Durable View Binder with 2 Inch EZ-Turn Ring, White, 1 Binder (17032)
I don’t know who started this nor how they even came up with this idea, but I’m sure glad they did. I doubt these reviews will stay on Amazon for very long, so better check them out while you can. I have copied the text from some of my favorites, though.
Trapped in the binder
Seriously, I’m trapped in here and I can’t get out. Someone send for help. My husband needs me to make dinner, since he’s incapable of doing it himself. I’m afraid he may burn down the house or lose a few fingers if he tries. HELP!
Better than a pumpkin shell
I used to keep my woman in a pumpkin shell, but the shells spoiled to quickly and took too long to grow. These binders are great. I can buy a whole stack of them and make a nice container for the little woman.
A Folder of Floozies, a Scrapbook of Strumpets
I already have a Folder of Floozies, and a Scrapbook of Strumpets, but a Binder of Baggage — that is what I was looking for. At last I have found it.
I absolutely love my binder, I fit inside well with my daughter, heck, had some friends over for a binder party, and believe it or not, 8 of us fit inside comfortablly, afterwards we all tweaked our no=bake cookie recipe, and my famous red velvet cake, both of which fit inside the binders and was still comfortable. Even with all us girls. Wonderful product, the silver rings go well with any other accessories, gold goes well as well, and just for fun, my husband likes to chase me around the house with it, playing pac=man we have loads of fun. I would recommend this product for any woman who needs to be binded, it’s a life saver. Without mine, i’d have to worry about, things like life and birthcontrol, now I can focus on important issues like pleasing my husband, and the latest moves on pole dancing.
Color index tabs
I notice several women complaining the binder only comes in white. Please see “colored index tabs” under ‘Accessories” or … “People who bought this also bought” ….. I find the colored index tabs perfect for keeping my women properly categorized by color.
Finally Some Relief From My Ambition!
I was so thrilled that Mitt Romney educated us women on this exciting option. To think that I wasted my life earning advanced degrees when I could have spent my time waiting for my husband to come home and tell me about his day. With my new binder, he can take me out when he needs me and then put me on a shelf while he goes out and earns a decent living – as a man should. It does make it difficult for me to bring up his children, clean his house, make his meals, and satisfy his manly needs. However, I am sure he knows what’s best – that why he gets to rise through his company and make more money than his equally qualified female co-workers (they don’t have binders, and are causing an epidemic of gun violence in America). Overall, I am terribly grateful to the new binder that keeps me in my place – far, far below the men.
Great for keeping tabs on my women, but didn’t help me deal with AK-47 toting children of single moms
My experience with the Avery Durable View Binder has been fantastic, and that was even before I was informed it could be filled with women. Great for organizing things, I can now corral all my women with ease, and make sure they’re home by 5 to cook for the kids. Even those feisty ones who want to stay working till 7 can’t resist the allure of my alpha-male binder with 2 Inch EZ-Turn Ring. The only downside is the pockets aren’t big enough to keep the kids of single moms straight. They keep running amok with their guns. Otherwise, I highly recommend this binder.
A Bit Snug as So Many are Pregnant
I like living in this binder and would have given it five stars except it is too small for all of the pregnant women. Jeez, haven’t they heard of abstinence?! There are also too many seedy men with coat hangers and I find it hard to sleep with the screaming. Otherwise, this nice white binder is highly recommended.
How strong is this binder?
I was wondering how many women can one of these binders hold? I got lots of women to place in binders and I’m on a budget. Hope I can get a good deal.
Women sold separately
When I purchased this binder, I was under the impression that it came full of women. I was sorely disappointed when I opened it to find it completely empty and devoid of women. Labeling needs to be clear that women are sold separately.
The Best Binder Any Sister Wife Could Ever Hope For
This is a great binder for every man with multiple wives. Whether you need a wife in the kitchen, doing the shopping, or rearing children, this binder will make sure to protect each sister wife in her proper place. Does one of them want birth control? No problem! This binder will also come with an order of aspirin to give her to put between her knees! I’ll even bet you $10,000 that this binder will not fly out of the airplane windows were they to open while you’re on a flight. As a woman, I highly recommended this safe, 5-point binder. If you want more details, get back to me after the election.
put up to 5 women right next to the recipes that come pre-loaded in binder
and the binder is certified contraceptive-free, safe to handle without gloves. Plastic has a lovely lilac smell, but that could be BPA, but the EPA cannot inspect due to religious exceptions.
holds my anti-Lilly Ledbetter bill petition quite nicely
Only way to get ahead
After much review I have concluded that the product would have furthered my career prospects beyond any skill sets and/or character values I posses. Employers prefer us to be neatly ordered at their fingertips. Ladies, if you want to get hired, we must be bound correctly!