Obama and Romney Shaking Hands in the Oval Office. Caption this Photo. Humor
Today Mitt Romney
talked had some turkey – a Presidential Turkey lunch that is – with President Obama. The two previous rivals for the top seat in the White House had their lunch together in a private dining room adjacent to the Oval Office.
What do you think they said to one another… or more likely, thought. Here are some funny captions which I found today on Facebook. Plus I have added a few of my own.
Anyone care to add more? Don’t be shy, now. Caption this photo!
Quotes from President Obama:
Only 47% of me wants to be shaking your hand.
See that empty chair behind you? Still taken.
Some things money can’t buy, Mitt.
Bill Clinton is dying to know… did you bring the binders?
Actually Mitt, the only reason you are here today is I lost a bet with Joe.
Are you perhaps interested in becoming ambassador to Kolob?
Who let you in?
Sorry. We don’t have an elevator for your car.
I hope you enjoy yourself because it’s the closest you’ll ever get to living here.
Would you like another slice of humble pie??
Back away from the desk and you won’t get hurt…
So how do you like your crow? Excuse me, I mean turkey.
No, you cannot see a copy of my birth certificate.
Unlike your plane, these windows actually open.
Welcome to my house.
Let me give you a list of excellent tax accountants.
So tell me Romney, how does it feel to want ?
Hey Mitt, would you like to see how it feels to sit in the President’s chair? It’s as close as you’re going to get!
Your house may have a car elevator, but my house has stinger missile.
Quotes from Mitt Romney:
A million bucks if you’ll let me take the First Dog, Bo, for a car ride?
Thinking to self: Now I know how Moses felt when looking down into the Land of Canaan.
Thanks for not firing at Israel. I have a lot of big donors there.
Oh, come on… I’ll pay your moving costs!
Hello, I am President Romney. Fox News tells me that I won.
Have you heard if the IRS is going to audit my tax returns? I’ll pay you for this info.
My last offer is $2 billion but you pay closing costs.
I’m telling you, Mr. President. Off-shore banking is the way to go. You’ll pay a lot less in taxes. Oh, gosh. Scratch that last statement, I didn’t mean that. Do you think the photographer heard? Do you have secret microphones in here? Did your Secret Service hear me? Oh, my. Time for me to fly to France.
No, you STILL cannot see my tax returns.
Oh, no. There’s no underlying reason why Tagg bought all those voting machines in Ohio. He so loves a democracy, that’s all.
Mr. President, you ARE the best choice for the White House. You won fair and square. Even beat out Karl’s attempt and fixing the votes. Best of luck this term.
Can I bring my dog in? He’s out on the roof of my Limo.
$500,000 for just a pic of me in the chair. I need it for my FB profile.
So can you hook me up I need food stamps now? I’m unemployed.
I’m thinking of investing in a dog transport service. What do you think?
I just don’t understand how I did not win. I was going to turn Medicaid into a voucher system, take Social Security to Wall Street, yank the rug out from millions of people who now have insurance, and make abortion illegal. I thought that is what America wanted?
Romney: My last offer, Mr. President. One million for five minutes just to look in the Resolute Desk for the clue hidden in the secret compartment. This secret treasure is rumored to be more valuable than what is in all my offshore accounts.
Obama: Mitt, I spent my first week searching every inch for that compartment. What I found is between Michelle and myself. Now, please… step away from my desk.
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USA Today: Romney has lunch with Obama at White House