I could NOT help myself, folks. Just couldn’t. I’m so eeeeevil! Photoshop brings one’s imaginations to life.
According to Huffington Post story:
Lawyer and gun rights activist Gayle Trotter gave vivid testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee at a Wednesday hearing on gun violence. Trotter, a senior fellow at the conservative Independent Women’s Forum, argued that a proposed ban on assault weapons would “disarm” vulnerable women and “put them at a severe disadvantage” in fights with multiple criminals.
“An assault weapon in the hands of a young woman defending her babies in her home becomes a defense weapon,” said Trotter, a mother of six. “And the peace of mind she has … knowing she has a scary-looking gun gives her more courage when she’s fighting hardened violent criminals.”
What world does this woman live in??? She’s obviously out of touch with the “real” world, but good gawd woman, what the hell do you think is going on out here? Are you one of those paranoid bitches that slams down the door lock when you see a black man walking on the street? LOL… probably see one on TV and you mess your lace panties.
The thing is, if there are all kinds of “babies in the background screaming,” what the hell is she doing with a loaded AR-15 in the house that is easily accessible enough to use in time to shoot that gang of criminals busting down her door? Of course, I suppose she could be breast feeding and doing the laundry with the thing slung over her shoulder all day….
Despite my complete annoyance and dislike for Gayle Trotter’s completely ignorant testimony, after I heard it multiple times on talk radio today, this image formed in my mind. I think this is actually Gayle Trotter’s fantasy…. to be an AR-15-weilding Lara Croft-style super mom! Coming to a nursery near you to save the day!
Here is a video of part of her testimony.
Women Need AR-15 Scary Looking Gun
Credit on the background in my image: “…cartoon gang’s last episode!” by x-ray delta one
Naturally, that is Angelina Jolie from Lara Croft’s Tomb Raider. Nothing personal here at all against Jolie, and definitely no reference towards the large amount of children she has adopted. I actually think she, and Audrey Hepburn, and the two most beautiful women to walk the face of this earth.
All other added images are unsourceable.
Original image of Jolie: