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“Stupid is as stupid does.” What is the most stupid question ever asked on the Internet?

I have recently discovered a website called “Quora.” Very interesting. Basically a site based on asking questions and posting answers – and of course, comments. I’m still trying to figure out a lot of the site details, but that’s not important here. Today, I came across a question posted a few years ago, but is still currently being answered. Obviously, Quora has been around a while. 

The question:  What is the most stupid question ever asked on the internet?

And here are some answers. Many are ROTFLMAO quality, others are “meh,” but most of them make me both scratch my head and go, “hmmmm” as well as worry about the future of our kind…. Whether these are true, honestly asked questions, or people just having fun, I do not know. I have a feeling that it’s a mixture of both.

Link by Bradley Voytek

2013-11-06 00_21_39-Stupidity_ Quora 1

  • “Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while  pregnant?”
  • “How to get YouTube come film you.?”

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Link by Paul Duncan

2013-11-06 00_24_25-Stupidity_ Quora_powerful sperm

Q: Why is my sperm so powerful?

A: I’ve only been with my gf for about 4 weeks, but the doctor says she is 5 months pregnant. Why is my sperm so potent?

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This one really isn’t a “stupid question” but rather something that makes you go, “hmmmm…”

Link by Colin Gerber

quora eat myself

Q: If i eat myself would i become twice as big or disappear completely?

A: That just blew my mind.

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Link by Lemd Duc

quora_stupidity_backwards b

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One of my favorites. Oh, btw… when did man walk on Mars?

Link by Paul Reiber

quora_humans walk on the surface of the sun

Q: Do you think humans will ever walk on the sun?
i was just thinking and thought how crazy it was that a person walked on the moon and mars. i was just wondering if you think [a] person will ever be able to walk on the sun to? i know its really hot but im thinking if you go in the winter when the sun is like 30 degrees i bet they could do it.

A: Well, if they do, it would have to be at night.

Reply back: GOOD IDEA! i didn’t think of that, people are so stupid. why do they never think of that?

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Link by Dan Harrison

quora_stupid questions_book rental

Q: was just thinking. my sister does -alot- of reading, and spends like $1000 a year on just books alone. most of them she reads once then never looks at again. is there any kind of like…video rental store but for books? would make things alot cheaper, plus once one person has read one the next person can get enjoyment from it etc.

A: Yes, it is called a lib-rar-y
Available at most councils and big cities. You can even order them!

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Link by Mrinmay Kulkarni

quora_stupidity_turn computer monitor into a mirror

Q: How turn computer monitor into mirror? Hi. Does anyone know if it’s possible to use a background that would essentially turn my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror doesn’t work.

A: This is funny on so many levels. I can’t believe you attempted to scan a mirror!

Reply: This answer wasn’t as informative as other answers, but it made me laugh, so I had to choose it as the best answer.
Anyway, it seems like it may be possible, maybe not now, but with future monitors.
No, I don’t want to just look at myself. I just want a really funky background for my screen.

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Link by Amogh Mundhekar

stupid internet question_how big is specific ocean

Q: How big is the specific ocean?

A: can you be more pacific?

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Although I don’t believe someone honestly asked this but was rather just having fun, it’s the reply that makes it worth sharing.

Link by Shrikanth Shetty

stupid internet question_how to turn off caps lock

Q: HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DON’T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM SHOUTING AT THEM OVER THE INTERNET. THIS PROBLEM IS LITERALLY RUINING MY LIFE AND TEARING MY FAMILY APART. I JUST WANT TO BE WHOLE AGAIN. PLEASE HELP!!

A: ITS FOREVER IRREVERSIBLE, THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED TO ME

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Link by Anonymous

stupid internet question_where is the w tennis racket shadow

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Link by Siddharth Subramanian

stupid internet question_more downloads make computer heavier

Q: Can a laptop get heavier if I put more files on it? One of my friends said this “Hey (My Name), did you know the more stuff you download, the heavier your laptop gets. Every gigabyte you download add 100 grams to the laptop weight.” Is this true? Personally, I think this is ridiculous because I know a descent bit about computes and my friend doesn’t but can a laptop get physically heaver the more stuff you download? I mean, seriously?! doesn’t data in the hard drive have virtually no weight?

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Link by Luke Johnston

stupid internet question_where is the any key

Q: Compaq FAQ: Where is the ANY Key?

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Link by Hitish Chappidi

stupid internet question_18-hour bra

Q: What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours? So i just bought an 18 hour bra, and when i was about to put it on i started to think “Why is it called 18 hour bra?” dose it brake in like 18 hours or what?

A1: Yes it breakes in 18 hours, so you better be careful to keep track of time.

A2: Tim what are you doing with a 18 hour bra?

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I can go on and on, but all good things must come to an end. Here is a zinger of an answer to end with.

Link by Swapnil Phulse

stupid questions_how to get rid of a boner

Q: Can someone tell me how to hide a bonner [boner] or get rid of it? I need help bad

A: find a girl and hide it in her.

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4 replies »

  1. I sent the one about the library to my daughter ( pictured here with me ). She’s a reference librarian and should get a kick out of it.

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