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Breaking News! Donald Trump grows his hair on special hair farms

This explains why his hair is so, ummm, unusual. It is grown in fields, not on the top of his head. See the images just in below.

The actual locations are sketchy. The upper image is of an unknown location in the U.S., however, the lower image is believed to be from his Trump Hair factory in China.

Rumor has it that the U.S. fields are being tended to by migrant farm workers. Would they be a part of his great deportation plan? Or would he exempt them for personal reasons?

FYI: These plants are called Prairie Dropseed.


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