LOL! This is great! Seriously, though… this woman is a candidate for the President of the United States? If she wins – which will never happen – I’m leaving the country and hiding in shame.
At 6:10 in this video, they reference Michele hiding in the bushes spying on a Gay Rights Activist protest – which I have included the picture below the video, and the posting from Footage Not Found. No, I cannot find proof that this actually is Michele in the photo below, but it honestly wouldn’t surprise me if it was.
From Footage Not Found:
Back in 2005 Michele Bachmann was a lowly Minnesota State Senator. Bored with the prospect of never wielding the great power that she believes God has intended for her, she decided to jumpstart her political career. How did she do that? She attempted to circumvent Senate Committee process, and force the MN Senate to vote on an amendment that would end civil unions and outlaw gay marriage. Naturally she decided to do this on a day where approximately 2,500 GLBT supporters were rallying on the capitol steps. Because she is a total bigoted dickhole, the Senate voted down her amendment in a landslide. Devastated by her crushing defeat, Bachmann decided to go spy on the protesters. Here is a picture of her hiding behind some bushes (SERIOUSLY CROUCHING BEHIND SOME BUSHES!), spying on the gays. To this day, this remains my favorite MB moment, and I honestly don’t know how she’ll ever top it…but I remain hopeful.
MORE Fun Facts found about Michele Bachmann!!! Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
According to Huffington Post:
Michele Bachmann’s fans rewrote John Quincy Adams’ Wikipedia page, so that it would agree with what she had said in a broadcast interview.
This is what we get for letting Congresspeople rewrite the Congressional Record to clean up their screw-ups. We’d better hope no one ever invents a real time tunnel, or these maniacs will be the first ones to run into the past and eliminate their election foes by killing grandparents.
But this revisionism does give me an idea…instead of all the hard work and expense of running for President, why doesn’t Bachmann wait till the day after the 2012 Election…then rewrite that page?
And video posted on Funny or Die about 12 more Fun Facts on Michele: