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In the bottom left of my footer, I have had a humorous image there for months now which says:
Religion is like a penis…
It is fine to have one.
It is fine to be proud of it.
But please do not whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE do not try to shove it down my children’s throat.
Rachel from YoYo-Dyne loved it so much she posted it on her site. Somewhere along the way, a comment was made that this would be a great t-shirt. Bing! Lightbulb appears above Michelle’s head here. Why not? I’ve been busy for nearly eight months now creating dog t-shirts and products which I will eventually launch in another month or so. I have rather been sidetracked, though, with blogging, especially with the Republican candidacy. In addition to my health slowing down my progress. I have had plans to do geeky and fun stuff as well, once the doggie stuff was done. But why not go ahead and create these now? This has been one of my most clicked on images on my site….
So, here we go. Available in t-shirts, mouse pads, mugs, iPhone cases, laptop sleeves, etc. I left the items open to customization, so you may change any shirt to a different style and color, mens or ladies. Same with the electronic sleeve, you can choose 10″, 13″ or 15″ (the sleeve now, not the… oh, you know…).
More will be coming in this store. And when the doggie stuff is done, I will announce it, and will all be on a totally different site built entirely to market. This post is just temporary until my other sites are completed.
Click on either the image or the title to go view the item listed for sale.
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Style, color and size completely customizable.
Religion is like a penis…
It is fine to have one. It is fine to be proud of it.
But please do not whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE do not try to shove it down my children’s throat. |
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Style, color and size completely customizable.
Religion is like a penis…
It is fine to have one. It is fine to be proud of it.
But please do not whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE do not try to shove it down my children’s throat. |
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Style, color and size completely customizable.
Religion is like a penis…
It is fine to have one. It is fine to be proud of it.
But please do not whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE do not try to shove it down my children’s throat. |
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Style, color and size completely customizable.
Religion is like a penis…
It is fine to have one. It is fine to be proud of it.
But please do not whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE do not try to shove it down my children’s throat. |
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Style, color and size completely customizable.
Religion is like a penis…
It is fine to have one. It is fine to be proud of it.
But please do not whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE do not try to shove it down my children’s throat. |
 |
Style, color and size completely customizable.
Religion is like a penis…
It is fine to have one. It is fine to be proud of it.
But please do not whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE do not try to shove it down my children’s throat. |
 |
Style, color and size completely customizable.
Religion is like a penis…
It is fine to have one. It is fine to be proud of it.
But please do not whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE do not try to shove it down my children’s throat. |
 |
Style, color and size completely customizable.
Religion is like a penis…
It is fine to have one. It is fine to be proud of it.
But please do not whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE do not try to shove it down my children’s throat. |
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FANTASTIC!!!!
I will be getting some of these as gifts over the next few months!
Sweet! And if I recall correctly, I think you were the one who made the comment. I hope you don’t mind I ran with that idea….
Hell no! If I don’t have to do any work but sit back and look cool with the new toy, I’m all for it!
LOL! Enjoy!
Good ol’ Zazzle. I’ve used it to make several bumper stickers and coffee mugs for personalized gifts.
Yup. Nice cuz I don’t have to worry about printing anything.
We gotta get these products into production. Great mock-ups!
and thanks for the ping-back
oh, and screw zazzle and cafe press. we can re-font, sell for less. make bigger profit. Ta da! Success
Hey, I like that font! I have no time nor desire to print my own shirts and ship. What do you propose?
Mock-ups? Ouch….
oooh that sounds bad in hind-sight. go with Tony’s idea, go the TM thing. And … I still prefer another font. How about Comic Sans? -laughs heartily and ducks cream pies to face-
What’s “TM”? I’ll play around and see what else I can come up with. With so many words and not wanting to include graphics, it was more difficult that I thought it would be. I lean towards more original fonts, but not too off-the-chain. I get bored so easily with the same ol’ Arial, Calibri etc. I downloaded, oh, around 500 or so. Which at the time I thought was cool… but then going through that many fonts is a pain in the ass. I’ve been meaning to make a master file for serifs, san serifs, script, and creative fonts…. but just haven’t yet. That’d be quite an undertaking.
So totally cool!
Thanks!
great idea! are they now for sale then? also, bumper stickers…and i sorta think the “Religion is like a Penis” maybe should be on the horizontal to be more easily seen and maybe more inviting to then read the rest. i dunno…that’s my 2 cents. terrific tho’. continue…
Ayup. For sale. I originally made it with the “Religion is like a penis” on the top… but it was just so bland. I can always create and upload another style, which I’ll probably do. Thanks for the input!
I thought about a bumper sticker, but there’s so much text that it’d be hard to read since I’d have to shrink the font down pretty small. I can try it and see. I haven’t done that one yet since i have to reorganize the layout for that shape.
yeah, i realized too much print after i sent it. it should be on a billboard. continue…
I thought of a good layout today…..
re layout. good. if u want u can email me for feedback – but i’ll bet it’s good. continue
K. Will do. Thx!
or maybe it should be in horizontal on the back and then below say: see front.
Hmmm… that’s an idea. I wonder if Zazzle will let me do front and back…
oh – now i get what Zazzie is duh…in any format it’s what we used to call “an item” continue…
LOL… I would like to find a better site, but Zazzle just has a lot of products to offer. I tried RedBubble, but I don’t like the presentation. Plus I need dog shirts (for my doggie stuff), and Red Bubble doesn’t have those.
i suggest you get these publicized as fast and as much as you can because it’s such a good item. i wonder if the phrase has been copywritten…i know it’s been around but…continue…
Honestly, I wouldn’t know. Is there a way to find this stuff out? And is it not publicized now since I uploaded them for sale? If anyone can prove they copyrighted it, of course, that’s there’s and I will remove it asap. But something like this… I doubt it. Who knows….
no, i wasn’t thinking that someone may have copyrights on it…just that i think you oughta try to register it as a slogan. google has answers to: can i copyright a slogan…or can i register a slogan…this first link says it’s easier and better to “trademark” the phrase:
http://www.wisegeek.com/can-i-copyright-a-phrase.htm (i checked there’s no “l” on the end)
and then these:
http://www.justanswer.com/consumer-protection-law/1xvvl-copyright-saying-print-t-shirt-shirt.html
http://forum.freeadvice.com/copyrights-trademarks-39/can-you-copyright-trademark-saying-390262.html
Interesting. Thanks for the links!
u welcome…i don’t wanna complicate it, but it is such a strong idea for a t-shirt that maybe u just oughta see about trademarking it. continue…
Not a bad idea.
…or if such a thing can be copywritten?
That I’m not sure.
Zazzle. double duh.
triple duh Tony
Quadruple duh?
Michelle, Rachael, i ponder your triple and quadruple duhs, and with the wisdom acquired from long and varied contact with the wonderful species known as “woman,”…i fold. continue…
Just an attempt to speak the male language is all…
i should have added the
to that last one…’cuz i’m a kidder kiddo. continue…
As am I…. as am I.
surely not she speaks! a kidder?! not you! muahahahaha
also going with the ‘Religion is Like’ at the top.
Aww…and I was looking forward to calling NAME names too…
But mostly because I’m having a bad day and I’m pretty sure they’re a deserving target..
Good mod, She!
LOL… you saw it. Yeah, I am a firm believer in being open with anyone expressing their opinions, but that one was just too angry and hateful. I approved it at first then changed my mind. That’s NOT what this site is about. Open, respectful discussion – not hate. Plus… where does it say here that I’m an atheist? I do happen to be, but I’m not promoting atheism. I know many Christians who feel the same way about this saying. They believe, but want it kept within their own family. Plus, this is my site. I am NOT going to any theistic persons’ site and spouting off about atheism. Absolutely not. In fact, I support respect those who believe in their religion. All I ask is the same in return. That person was just a crazy troll. Probably one that went nuts right before Campings prediction that went around posting “The end is near” all over the place.
I couldn’t agree with you more, and some of the best late night conversations I’ve had have been with friends who are devout one way or the other, exchanging ideas or explaining their positions without being jerks.
(I’m probably agnostic.)
You are definitely the bigger person in this one!
Thanks. Hell, I was married to a devout Catholic and would attend church with him. Although I had already read quite a bit about Catholicism, it’s not the same as experiencing it. I have to admit, there was a sense of awe and peace when I would go with him – but not in a theistic manner for me. More just the aura from those around me who do believe. And that made many of those people whole, and I could feel it from them. Didn’t make me believe, but doesn’t mean I can’t share their feelings.
One of my best friends is a priest. Caveat: he has been in a committed relationship with one of my closest friends from college, for more than 20 years, Trust me, they were both way over 21 when meeting.
I’ll never throw stones. They love each other.
We have spent many a night discussing any and all forms of theology. Jerry Rocks! (btw my college friend’s name is Tom). you cannot make this shit up -grin-
Interesting…. The Catholic Church really needs to catch up to modern times. Their “laws” were written during what life was like then. Life evolves and so must religion.
I want a coffee mug…LOL
They’re available! LOL.. I’m going to order one myself. And a t-shirt.
What happened to the Angry Troll (TM)?
Have never heard an atheist or agnostic ‘spew’ their beliefs on anyone. Opposed to the cretins who disrupt my day with their ‘The End is Near’ pamphlets.
This is why I ave a chalk outline of a silhouette drawn on my porch.
Respect everyone’s beliefs. May not agree but am intelligent to keep my damned mouth closed.
If it brings solace and peace ( PLAGUE! LOCUSTS! AN EYE FOR AN EYE! KILL THE INFIDELS! DEATH TO QUEERS! OH AND WITCHES ( and any religion other than yours) BURN IN HELL!)
But I’m not in charge… except of my mouth and own solace and peace.
Oh, there are some atheists and agnostics who do “spew” their views openly. Happens in all topics in life. But, for the most part, I think we’re more quiet and subdued. We realize that it is a belief from within oneself and must happen that way – never because we tell anyone to. It is all about respect.
R E S P E C T That is what is means to me!
Aretha Bigbootie
Director of HR
YoYo-Dyne Propulsion Systems
LOL.. I’m on my way to bed, and that song will be playing in my head. (huh… I made a rhyme! Just like Tony – except he’s top notch, and my rhyming is the pits…
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Tony is my lyrical muse. Great with original music. Suck at decent lyrics
You go Grrrrrrl!
I put a link to this in the comments on my blog. I didn’t think you’d mind.
LOL.. of course not. I may change this over to Cafe Press. I found I like that site better. But I’m leaving everything on Zazzle that I already have there. Doesn’t cost me anything.
Okay. Conversation today has completely worn me out. I am going to just try reading a few blogs without saying much else. I will stop by probably for your parting shot, but I will probably just hit like.
You don’t have to explain. I do the same, too, when I am tired and don’t feel like striking up a conversation.