LMAO! Came across this website called “Mitt Romney is a Tool.” Talk about hilarious! Allow me to share a few highlights from MittRomneyIsaTool.com….
Who Let the Dogs Out? Here is a video of him trying to be “cool” by saying “Who let the dogs out” when he gathered with a group of black people in Jacksonville FL. Talk about a stereotyping racist (beep) who only succeeded in completely embarrassing himself and insulting Baha Men:
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Seamus on you, Mitt… is a page devoted to his 12-hour trip to Ontario with their family dog, Seamus, crated in a carrier strapped to the top of their car. Despite Seamus’s rather visceral protest getting into the cage, and the fact that he shat all over the carrier and down the rear window at some point along the way, Mitt defended his actions, stating that his dog “likes fresh air.”
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LMFAO (the Plane) is the story of a chance encounter between LMFAO (an American electro pop duo) and Mitt and his wife, Ann. In February of 2010, The Mittster and Ann flew coach from the Olympics to LA. Everything was going fine until Sky Blu of LMFAO sat down in front of Mitt and reclined his seat. Well aware that all seats must be in their full, upright position prior to take off and landing, Mitt asked Sky Blu to put his seat up. Sky ignored him (oh snap), which prompted Mitt to deploy his “Vulcan condor grip,” at which point Sky knocked his hand away and Ann screamed like she was being mugged… on a plane, in broad daylight… ? (note: Sky Blu isn’t 100% white).
Ann got her way – Sky was escorted off the plane, and took the next flight down. It was sort of big news when it happened, so Sky filmed a little response to Mitt’s accusations.
Mitticisms along with some photoshopped images of Mitt:
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Mitt’s rap name is R Money. – Bill P
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Mitt Romney is tough on crime, tender on pine.
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Romney has that Ken doll appeal that a lot of right-wingers go for. – Alec Baldwin
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The only way I’d ever consider voting for Romney is if he rocked a kick-ass mullet. – The Rippers
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Mitt Romney is a highly lubricated weather vane. – Jon Huntsman
Mitt Romney is the rich kid who shows you all his toys and then takes your toys away. – John Brabender
Mitt Romney has more awkward positions in him than a copy of the Kama Sutra. – Scott Robert
Mitt Romney wears mom jeans. – Chris Matthews
Mitt Romney is so straight-laced, he makes Al Gore look like Charlie Sheen. – M Smith
Here are a few other items I found which were not on “Mitt Romney is a Tool” website
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Mitt Romney, Student Protester
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