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The Parting Shot for August 5, 2012

Michelle

“Excuse me, Ma’am – Oh, my. I am terribly sorry to have caught you in the shower.
But since I’m here, could I borrow a cup of honey for a recipe?
Oh, you’re such a deer….,” he said, licking his lips.

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5 responses to “The Parting Shot for August 5, 2012”

  1. Phillip Avatar
    Phillip

    The bear didn’t eat her as he was stuffed! Phillip

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    1. Michelle at Motley News Avatar
      Michelle at Motley News

      Ha!!!! Good one! No, EXCELLENT!

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  2. Phillip Avatar
    Phillip

    I heard that bears have no facial expression and you can’t read them at all. RUN!

    Phillip

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  3. The Hook Avatar
    The Hook

    Wow! Hilarious!

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    1. Michelle at Motley News Avatar
      Michelle at Motley News

      When she ordered a bear-skin rug, she should have been more specific on the condition of arrival, as in “pre-assembled.”

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