I see this all the time….. Especially when I look in the mirror…. 😉
What are some other sayings you have heard?
Here are a few I like to use:
• Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
• Elevator doesn’t go to the top floor.
• The light’s on but no one’s home.
• A few screws short of a hardware store.
• About as sharp as a marble.
Come on, folks. There are some better ones out there….
A sandwich short of a picnic.
A space cadet.
🙂
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LOL.. thanks!
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not the brightest watt bulb in the pack.
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Yes!
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The six pack is missing a can.
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Ha! That’s a new one to me. Love it!
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Not playing with a full deck.
Not the sharpest crayon in the box.
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Yes!!!
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An egg or two short of a dozen.
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Love it!
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Dropped on their head as a child.
A lot.
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Courtesy of Foghorn Leghorn:
Boy’s as sharp as a bowling ball.
Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
That boy’s so dumb, he thinks a Mexican border pays rent.
That boys as strong as an ox, and just about as smart.
This boys more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind.
That dog, I say that dogs strictly GI, gibberin idiot that is.
Nice mannered kid, just a little on the dumb side.
That kids about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.
Smart boy, got a mind like a steel trap, full of mice.
Pay attention, boy, Im cuttin but you aint bleedin!
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OMG! Those are great! Love the resource… and every single one I read, I could hear Foghorn Leghorn saying them.
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If there was a brain cell in there it would be lonely.
You add milk, but no snap, crackle or pop.
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Have you heard…”A lost ball in high weeds”?
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No, I haven’t. That’s a new one to me and love it!
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Dumber than a hoe handle.
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Ha!!
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