I see this all the time…..  Especially when I look in the mirror…. 😉

wheel turning but hampster dead

What are some other sayings you have heard?

Here are a few I like to use:

• Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
• Elevator doesn’t go to the top floor.
• The light’s on but no one’s home.
• A few screws short of a hardware store.
• About as sharp as a marble.

Come on, folks. There are some better ones out there….


18 thoughts on “Have you ever….
  1. A sandwich short of a picnic.
    A space cadet.
    🙂

  2. not the brightest watt bulb in the pack.

  3. The six pack is missing a can.

  4. Not playing with a full deck.
    Not the sharpest crayon in the box.

  5. An egg or two short of a dozen.

  6. Dropped on their head as a child.
    A lot.

  7. Courtesy of Foghorn Leghorn:

    Boy’s as sharp as a bowling ball.
    Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
    That boy’s so dumb, he thinks a Mexican border pays rent.
    That boys as strong as an ox, and just about as smart.
    This boys more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind.
    That dog, I say that dogs strictly GI, gibberin idiot that is.
    Nice mannered kid, just a little on the dumb side.
    That kids about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.
    Smart boy, got a mind like a steel trap, full of mice.
    Pay attention, boy, Im cuttin but you aint bleedin!

  8. If there was a brain cell in there it would be lonely.

    You add milk, but no snap, crackle or pop.

  9. Have you heard…”A lost ball in high weeds”?

  10. Dumber than a hoe handle.

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