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Funnies for Geeks, Nerds, Dweebs, iPhone iPhreaks, and other Compatible Devices

Humor, funnies, cartoons, photos, etc. enjoyed by many. Not just by or about those who can relate to “War Games,” but also by anyone who is a victim of today’s technology – which is pretty much everyone. We have definitely moved full speed ahead forever gaining speed in the world of technology. Mixed in here with current geekie humor are a few pictures of days gone past – Tandys, 5-1/4-inch floppies, “You’ve got mail”, dial-up….. 

What is the difference between geeks and nerds anyway? Some websites try to define the difference but personally, they are interchangeable descriptions in my opinion – oops, sorry, I meant “IMO”. Well, since this is my sight, I will be using these two names as one-in-the-same.

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You know you are a geek…
… when you look at a movie trailer and think, “I have that typeface.”

You know you are a nerd…
… when you go home for the holidays, you notice that your family upgraded their computer before you notice your new baby brother.

You know you are a geek…
… when you can type 95 words-per-minute with two fingers. (I know a few people like this.)

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You know you are a geek…
… when someone asks you what languages you know and you reply Java, Javascript, C++, Python, PHP, and Perl.

You know you are a nerd…
… when you paid more for your computer than you did your car.

You know you are a geek…
… when your family e-mails you because that’s the only way to get in touch with you. (THIS IS SO ME!)

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You know you are a geek…
… when someone mentions java and coffee is the second thing that goes through your mind.

You know you are a geek…
… when you can remember your 10 favourite URLs but not your own phone number. Why bother? It’s saved in your phone anyway.

You know you are a geek…
… when your fingers are stronger than your arms and your only tan originates from watching a monitor glow.

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You know you are a geek…
… when you meet the mail man at the corner and you could swear he said, “You Got Mail!” (Yes, this is dated, but it’s still funny.)

You know you are a nerd…
… when you ask the clerk in the convenient store for microsoft popcorn, when you want microwave popcorn.

You know you are a geek…
… when your dog has his own homepage or Facebook page or Twitter account….

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You know you are a geek…
… when your tombstone reads ‘Connection terminated: System has stopped responding.’

You know you are a nerd…
… when you’ve got bigger problems making your dinner than your homepage.

You know you are a geek…
… when you get sudden attacks of bittersweet nostalgic feelings when thinking about your long-lost old Commodore 64, Sinclair ZX-81, TRS-80 (or whatever hardware you were raised on), and use large amounts of money/time trying to track one down.

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No, this isn’t geek humor, but wanted to finish up with this because, damn, it’s good!

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Sources:

All over the internet via Google searches and images. Have at it, folks.

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3 replies »

  1. Great stuff, but the keyboard with the ciggies all over it made me want to wash my hands. Ick!

    I may have mentioned it here before, but my son the geek once told me the difference between a nerd and a geek is “a geek is a nerd who can get a date.”

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