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Mexican President: We’re going to build a tunnel

This is great! Posted in a satirical website out of Wales. They are certainly keeping up on our news and laughing at our Usurper.

Verbatim from WalesOnCraic "Mexican President: We’re going to build a tunnel."

Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto has announced that Mexico is going to build a tunnel under the Mexico/US border.

He said that the Americans were going to pay for the tunnel, which will cost $324bn.

He told WalesOnCraic:

“Trump can boast all he likes about his f*cking wall. I said to the missis last night that I should build a tunnel instead. She said that it was a good idea so I got up out of bed to draw some designs. I was there with a blank piece of paper and pen. It took me a good few hours but I eventually came up with something perfect. It’s of cylindrical design and will go underground.”

Enrique Peña Nieto said that the location of the tunnel hasn’t been disclosed to keep the Americans guessing.

“Shit, we’ve got hundreds of tunnels there already. The faster their lot are sticking up the wall, the faster our [bad hombres] will be digging a tunnel underneath it.”

The White House hasn’t responded to the announcement, saying that they are still arguing about how many people turned up at Trump’s inauguration.

I’m not sure but I think the name of this website is a variant spelling of “Wales on Crack” which is fitting considering the outrageous nature of this website.

Cartoon by Henry Payne, GoComics.


    • Honestly, it doesn’t bother me. I’m surrounded by so many illegals here but they don’t affect me at all. Don’t take jobs from me. Are not a burden on my finances. They’re just trying to survive in a better place than they came from.

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