Ahhh… to be still that young at heart

This is what you don’t see in panty hose ads

Casper the ghost dog

I’ll bet she wins in the three-legged races….

I can’t help but think of Austin Powers when I see this photo

Instead of a club-foot, she has an arm-foot

Liev, you have a very sexy body

They always wondered what it’d be like to be the opposite sex, so they did a head transplant

Another panty hose ad model. You just never know what is out of view of the camera.

The haunted dorm hallway. Ghost of a co-ed rumored to have had her legs cut off by an amateur magician’s trick gone bad.

What men imagine that goes on in the bedroom of female roommates is now confirmed.

Still my favorite photo… She is the life of the party!

Sweetheart…. Go to the store and look for a product called, “Nair”

What do you bench press?

I know animal print tights are all the rage, but sweetheart… you have some very odd-shaped legs